Orange is the New Hack
Wed, Aug 6, 2025 • 7:13 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell—convicted sex trafficker, former Epstein accomplice, and now apparent recipient of the Bureau of Prisons’ Platinum Frequent Felon Upgrade—has been relocated to the Bryan Federal Prison Camp, affectionately known in BOP circles as “Club Fed with khakis.” The move, which baffled prison veterans and enraged survivors, was greeted in private Facebook groups with all the reverence of a cockroach in the mess hall.
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