The Rapture
By Nick Anderson
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 • 5:50 PM
If you’re reading this, congratulations: you survived yet another scheduled apocalypse. “RaptureTok” promised us that Jesus would punch the clock this week… Tuesday, maybe Wednesday at the latest. But instead of vanishing into the clouds, the faithful were left with TikTok livestreams, laminated index cards for the “left behind,” and fashion influencers warning that vintage Alexander McQueen might keep you out of heaven.
