Drug Boat
By Nick Anderson
Tue, Dec 16, 2025 • 7:50 PM
Have you heard about this one yet? In its ongoing crusade to rescue America from the sinister forces of diversity, equity, inclusion, and readable documents, the Trump administration has now bravely taken on its most fearsome opponent yet: Calibri, a sans-serif menace lurking in Word documents across the republic. Clearly, this threat exceeds the danger posed by al Qaeda and ISIS combined.
