Support CreatorsThe Corpulent Cretin of Currency
Fri, Mar 27, 2026 • 7:13 PM
Donald Trump has spent his life slapping his name on buildings, golf courses, steaks, water bottles, universities, casinos, airplanes, hotels, ties, vodka and, at one point, a board game. So perhaps it was inevitable that he would eventually look at the nation’s currency and think: Why not me?
Now Trump’s signature is set to appear on American paper money, making him the first sitting president to literally autograph the cash while still in office. Of course he is.
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