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Thu, Apr 30, 2026 • 8:54 PM
Former F.B.I. director James Comey has been hauled into federal court over a photograph of seashells arranged in the sand, an image the Justice Department has deemed a “serious threat” to the president.
Seashells.
One imagines the Founders, having just finished debating the separation of powers, pausing to ask: “But what if someone arranges the exoskeletons of dead mollusks in a vaguely suggestive manner?”
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