Situation Room
Tue, Jun 2, 2026 • 8:37 PM
Maybe Trump could finally close the Iran deal he’s been promising is “just days away” for the better part of two months if he weren’t so busy auditioning fabrics for ballroom drapes and debating whether the crystal chandeliers should say “gaudy real estate baron” or “crypto-rich monarch.” While diplomats, military planners, and energy markets wait anxiously for a breakthrough, the president appears increasingly occupied with the sort of decorating decisions that normally consume a homeowner preparing for an open house, not a commander-in-chief trying to prevent a regional war.
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