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Mon, Jun 22, 2026 • 8:14 PM
Donald Trump has finally identified the culprit behind the disastrous renovation of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Not the rushed timeline. Not the no-bid contracts. Not the decision to paint a historic monument “American Flag Blue.” Not the fact that algae naturally thrive in shallow, sunlit water. Not the peeling paint. Not the cost overruns that transformed a $1.8 million project into a nearly $15 million project.
No, the real villains are apparently a shadowy gang of super-vandals armed with knives, corrosive chemicals, and an inexplicable hatred of patriotic water features.
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