
Fowl Language
Mon, Nov 17, 2025 • 11:50 PM
14 comments
I remember a few years ago the first time a stranger called me "ma'am". Instantly my purse filled with butterscotch candies and 10...
There's two ways to irk me. Calling me ma'am and saying Miss (insert last name here). Please just use my first name.
I'm 55 and still cannot get used to that. I don't mind the senior discounts. They don't ask, I don't tell them I am too young.
S
Comfirm!
A bartender served my 10 year old a soda and asked afterwards what his ‘sister’ would like … me and my grey hairs first glared at ...
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When my kids were little, I went to pick up my daughter at daycare and heard one of the other kids yell "Allison! Your grandma's h...
It was always "Hey Man," or "Hi, Dude." One day I woke up and I was a "sir"...DAMN!
I feel seen and I hate it. 😁
Rick gifted a Cookie.
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than...
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MO gifted a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
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Good timing. College student held a door open for me and said "after you ma'am" yesterday. Still trying to get over that one.
EB
Ok I feel like you are still too young for the sweet but slightly patronizing 'young man'. 🤣🤣💖
GU