
Fowl Language
Mon, Sep 01, 2025 • 9:00 PM
32 comments
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That middle panel has me rolling LOL
C
And once you sign up with AARP, the junk texts and email click bait never stops.
SS
I've heard that once you hit your 40s, everything hurts, anyway. My "mid-life pain explosion" started early, thanks to EDS. But th...
R
When I turned 18, Gillette sent me a complimentary razor. I was mostly just wondering how THEY knew I turned 18...
D
Someone called me 'an elder' yesterday. She back peddled so fast and just dug deeper and deeper
LP
I swear I started getting AARP fliers when I turned 40 - as if I wasn't having enough of a "turning old" crisis 😅 now that I'm co...
Rick gifted a Cookie.
30 years? FFS.
R
They started on me at about 40.
CS
Claire S gifted a Bagel.
JO
But that 10% off at Outback, though....
C
I've been getting that stuff since I was in my early twenties
My 30th high school reunion is this year 👵💀🪦
😂 I live by two cemeteries so I get the occasional cemetery mail too. 🪦 Hope your recovery is going well!
KL
Always found it funny that - in the town I live in - the cementaty is right next to the old age home ... they have a view to their...
LR
What is AARP?
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My ex husband started getting AARP junk mail in his 20's. He was the 3rd of his name and it seems advertisers can't be bothered to...
FC
Try getting ads in your feed for Depends when you are in your mid 40’s.
KB
My sister has been getting since her 20's. No reason we can figure out. Went to a couple of the free food talks!
M
I started getting mail from AARP at 18 🤷♀️ after a few years I called them and said I thought there was a mistake. They said som...
Re. all of those youthful experiences; my wife of 58+ years reminds me..."Growing old isn't for sissies."
They DO have some good discounts, however. And yes, getting old is not for the faint hearted. At 69, I've noticed a lot more ache...
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Beth gifted a Cookie.
I started getting AARP at 25. I'm only 32.
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The amount of AARP stuff I get in my early 40s can't get much worse. That being said, I'm already scoring the discount so I can't ...
DinEb sent a Hug.
GU