portion

Raj Lalwani

"You're on a diet from today."

Rocío

"And no more treats"

Sherri

"I'm pleasantly plump."

Buggrit

Oh Lawd he a comin'!!

GES Who

And get a job you lazy bum

Chug

I am saying that you more accurately resemble a furry bowling ball than a sleek predator.

Gary R Eddings

Indolence has its rewards