Nick Anderson
The Rapture
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 • 5:50 PM
If you’re reading this, congratulations: you survived yet another scheduled apocalypse. “RaptureTok” promised us that Jesus would punch the clock this week… Tuesday, maybe Wednesday at the latest. But instead of vanishing into the clouds, the faithful were left with TikTok livestreams, laminated index cards for the “left behind,” and fashion influencers warning that vintage Alexander McQueen might keep you out of heaven.
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Sherri
Sounds about right.
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Ruth Ann Orlansky
🎯
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Ruth Ann Orlansky gifted a Bagel.
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Gary R Eddings
The downward Rapture took place in November of 2024; the gates of Hell were opened at the ballot box
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